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Introducing Card Boards!

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This year’s Awesome April Exclusive brings you Card Boards, a wearable type of technology that will feed you inspiration when needed.

Slip these sweet specs on and simply describe what you are seeking. Responsive to voice commands, Card Boards will boost your creativity.

Ask for anything from Pre-Raphaelite Paintings to Pop Art, Nature Essays to Song Lyrics, Famous Photographs to Celebrity Selfies. 

Card Boards will project HD images. The soothing robotic voice will read poetry, sing opera, or step you through DIY projects.

Never again do you have to wallow in writer’s block or stare at a blank canvas.

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Desperate for a beach vacation? Just say the words and Card Boards will visually land you on a Greek Island where you can watch the waves roll to shore, smell the souvlaki, and feel the sun against you skin.

Have you always wanted to bungee jump? Card Boards will simulate the experience.

Card Boards are also predictive. Dial in your weekly horoscope or your quarterly tarot reading. Simply watch your future unfold like a movie on a screen.

Card Boards may be sharp. We recommend wearing a bandaid over the bridge of your nose for protection.

A box of decorative bandaids is included with your purchase. Choose between a pattern of puppies, kitties, or zombies.

Card Boards: For the Visionary Who Needs Some Vision.

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Order Now While Supplies Last!